Monday, October 20, 2008

Boobs

My. Boobs. Are. Huge.  But, I don't want to wear bras... which seems kind of illogical, right?  I just feel like the bra straps them in and makes them more sore and uncomfortable than they were before.  It's like trying to contain two small watermelons in small plastic cups.  The melons can't be contained!  They must roam free!  But then there are other issues with going braless in public with such "hooters," but I won't go into detail because I can only imagine who I would make uncomfortable.  Basically, before pregnancy my boobs were sweet kittens, content to stay out of sight and out of mind.  But, now, they prefer the spotlight and will do practically anything to gain it.

Therefore, I wear very thick and oversized sweaters.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Ugh

I have grown increasingly lazy, tired, and a bit grumpy.  I think about doing stuff, but then feel overwhelmed by what has to go into the stuff to get it done.  Hey, I was really pleased with myself this last Saturday when I finally laundered my whites... clean socks!

I do have a ton of homework I should be doing/reading.  Yet, I put that off until the last minute because I don't understand it until three hours before it's due.  I'm a grad student, a very sad, pathetic grad student.  I went to observe in a Jr. High on Friday, that was fun.  It's a little weird, because some of the kids (8th grade, I think) didn't understand that writing a letter is not the same as texting a friend.  You really cant write, "hey u i like ppl & go to ur scool."  I had to remind several that it's a good idea to write out your words when writing a letter to the principal about cell phones.

I nap all the time.  I don't have a job anymore so it's really easy to make excuses as to why I can put off homework until later.  I have a bunch of stuff due today, and I've only kind of sort of started on it.  

I do have a relatively good excuse though... I'm nine weeks pregnant.  I'm sick most of the time and my attention span can't make it through an episode of The Office.  I'm hungry, but I don't actually want to eat anything.  My favorite thing right now?  Hot water with half a lemon and a spoonful of sugar.  And licorice nibs.  Cereal is okay, but for some reason I puked that up last night.  Booger.

Okay, back to my lesson plan.  Have a good day.