JG set me up today. I thought she had a loaded diaper, but it was just a dirty fart. So I removed the diaper, cleaned her off.
Now, when she's on the table she likes to grab her feet and eat her socks, which angles her bottom up, and makes her appear to be adorable.
While reaching under her changing table for a new diaper, that's when she let loose a fountain of feces that arced up into the air and splattered on the towel. She rested a second and then dirty farted, spraying my shirt with poop.
My child pooped on me.
The best part is that wasn't the end of it, she was merely reloading. The next squirt missed the towel entirely and hit the edge to the table (thank Jesus there's a lip there, or I would of had poop EVERYWHERE).
The worst part is I am still wearing the poop covered shirt. I looked down and realized the shirt was already stained... and just kept wearing it. I know, I am disgusting.
Stinky baby.
**Okay, so I emailed people about New Moon, but only got one response (hey Starlynn!), so if you're still interested in joining me (stay-at-home diarrhea-mouthed mom) reply to the email (if you got it) or send a new email... or whatever. We're looking at Saturday, matinee time sometime.
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I actually did respond to both of your e-mails. Not sure what happened to the response from the first one--maybe I forgot to hit "send" or something, but hopefully you get my second response. I've been sick this week, so I'm not even sure if I'll make it :(. Stupid students and their germs! Anyway, any of those times work for me, so let me know when you are going, and I'll see how I'm feeling by then. I'm really sorry to be flaky, but I don't want to get you guys sick too.
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