Therefore, I wear very thick and oversized sweaters.
Monday, October 20, 2008
Boobs
My. Boobs. Are. Huge. But, I don't want to wear bras... which seems kind of illogical, right? I just feel like the bra straps them in and makes them more sore and uncomfortable than they were before. It's like trying to contain two small watermelons in small plastic cups. The melons can't be contained! They must roam free! But then there are other issues with going braless in public with such "hooters," but I won't go into detail because I can only imagine who I would make uncomfortable. Basically, before pregnancy my boobs were sweet kittens, content to stay out of sight and out of mind. But, now, they prefer the spotlight and will do practically anything to gain it.
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Just stay away from button-up shirts. There's nothing worse than having a button fly off your chest because your boobs decide they need a bit more breathing room. I think the thick and oversized sweaters are the way to go.
whooohhooo, big boobies haha. Carley, this totally made my day. I have never laughed so hard, I HAD to read it outloud to Michelle. Enjoy them now, I heard they deflate later :)
Ouch! you have three new beings in your life, not just one! I hope you are feeling great. At least from the ribs down and the collarbone up.
only my carly would post a blog that starts off "my. boobs. are. huge." and not have it be a promo for porn.
i loves ya carl...
dude. this is probably going to make things awkward, but to hell with it. i'm going to tell you one thing.
there is a very big reason i'm rarely seen in just a t-shirt. and i'm not even prego.
ps. are you still coming to mexico with westminster in your fragile condition. because if you can get out of on account of being prego, i'm getting knocked up tommorow.
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